• is freaked out it’s Thanksgiving…I’m planning on coming to your house dressed as a Turkey and stare at you while you eat.
  • is freaked out you can fly free for life if you put $170 million on your AmEx…I know what card to use when I buy the state of Rhode Island.
  • is freaked out the company that makes Viagra is buying Botox…Their new slogan is “We’ll Make Both Heads Look Great!”
  • is freaked out a man running for President is offering everyone a Pony if he wins…”Who is this Jackass?” asked Donald Trump holding a donkey
  • is freaked out Patti Labelle's Sweet Potato Pie is sold out at Walmart...but you can still buy "It's Me Jim Broccoli Iced Cinnamon Rolls."