• is freaked out a bunch of Welsh Sheep went nuts after eating a bunch of cannabis…Then they quickly passed out after counting themselves.
  • is freaked out Johnny Depp is getting divorced…unfortunately there is no pre-nup so they have to split $100 million in accessories.
  • is freaked out it’s National Wine Day…or as most women call it every week…Book Club.
  • is freaked out a Sacramento 11 year old boy graduated college…at his age I called people to ask if their fridge was running and hung up.
  • is freaked out Shakespeare’s plays were performed in the nude in Central Park…”To Be Or Not To Boobs, I Mean Be.”