• is freaked out it’s National Chicken Wing Day…”This is Bulls#$%!” said the President of National Chicken Thigh Day.
  • is freaked out a Missouri man is accused of seeking out a cow for sex…the cops arrested him in the middle of their date at the Moooovies.
  • is freaked out famous psychic Miss Cleo has passed away...she hopped into the casket since she knew it was coming.
  • is freaked out they're making a full length Pepe Le Pew movie...He's played by Liam Neeson who will find you and spray you.
  • is freaked out 7-11 is making the very first drone deliveries in Nevada...it went pretty well except for a Slurpee stripper accident.