• is freaked out a doctor says he’s performed the first successful head transplant on a corpse…Which is hard to know… https://t.co/qftsmosHS0
  • is freaked out one of Leonardo da Vinci’s paintings sold in auction for $450 million…Also, I just drew a picture of… https://t.co/tnZnNxteqC
  • is freaked out I wasn’t named People’s Sexiest Man Alive again this year…Guess I’ll keep working on nonchalantly ly… https://t.co/jLIzRoxbtV
  • is freaked out Jeff Sessions testified he always tells the truth…He also has no strings and don’t pay any attention… https://t.co/Wmh1lrxYRV
  • is freaked out a man got $7.5 million for injuring himself picking up a Walmart watermelon…Also, don’t call me I’m… https://t.co/YGwugnnKxH