• is freaked out Justin Bieber broke down in tears after his performance on the VMA’s…ironically his new single is about stubbing your toe.
  • is freaked out thousands of Philadelphians rode in the Philly Naked Bike Ride…which is why I’m starting a Bike Seat Cleaning business.
  • is freaked out Oxford Dictionary has officially made Butt Dial a word …which doesn’t explain how I keep Butt Dialing with my Apple Watch.
  • is freaked out Amazon is now selling booze…every delivery comes with your own drinking buddy from FedEx.
  • is freaked out Paula Deen is joining the next season of Dancing With The Stars…she kinda has an edge since her shoes are made of butter.