• is freaked out Las Vegas will have its own Raider's Football Themed Brothel...The owners know you're finished when they hear "Touchdown!"
  • is freaked out United Airlines don't like girls wearing leggings on flights...so they're going to have a real problem when I wear my Spanx.
  • is freaked out a New York restaurant will serve only pickles...Hopefully, it will go better than their last restaurant that served ketchup.
  • is freaked out hundreds of wild parrots raided India’s Poppy Fields for Opium…”Hurry up and bring them back to my apartment,” said a bird.
  • is freaked out The Health Care Bill is up for debate...I haven't been this nervous since my "third date" in high school.