• is freaked out Trump thinks the election is rigged…I haven’t been this emotional since watching The Walking Dead Season Premiere.
  • Man, is it that obvious? #cantgetabreak https://t.co/lAeF6ap3BA
  • is freaked out Girl Scout Cookies are being made into cereal…So I can finally answer, “How can I feel worse about myself during breakfast?”
  • is freaked out AT&T is buying Time Warner for $85 billion…I can’t wait for Jon Snow on Game of Thrones to get a dropped call.
  • is freaked out a NYC woman is suing KFC for $20 million for not giving her enough chicken…”She can cluck off!” said a saucy spokesperson.