• Almost Merry Christmas! #holiday https://t.co/TuGkRFF6gq
  • is freaked out Hawaiian Bank customers had trillions of dollars in their accounts by mistake…”This is going to buy a lot of Poi!” said a guy
  • is freaked out it’s Thanksgiving…I’m planning on coming to your house dressed as a Turkey and stare at you while you eat.
  • is freaked out you can fly free for life if you put $170 million on your AmEx…I know what card to use when I buy the state of Rhode Island.
  • is freaked out the company that makes Viagra is buying Botox…Their new slogan is “We’ll Make Both Heads Look Great!”