• is freaked out people think NASA has changed their Zodiac sign…Also, you’re now an Aquarius and you’re going to come into a lot of money.
  • is freaked out you can register to vote on SnapChat…Feel free to look like a dog with your tongue out while making political decisions.
  • is freaked out Mark Zuckerberg is giving $3 Billion to charity to cure diseases…I'll give $50 to stop hitting the coffee table with my toe.
  • is freaked out Angelina and Brad are breaking up…Also, Jennifer Aniston is starring in a new movie called HaHaHaHaHa.
  • is freaked out Eggo Waffles were recalled in 25 states because of a bacteria outbreak…Their new slogan is “L’eggo Of My Listeria.”