• is freaked out the Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl...it was mostly because the other team was blinded by Lady Gaga's Eyeshadow.
  • is freaked out North Korea launched a missile...they didn't want to hurt anyone they just wanted to get better reception for the Super Bowl.
  • is freaked out the new food trend in NYC is a donut filled with a whole Cinnamon Bun…each order comes with your own defibrillator.
  • is freaked out an Australian man found a lung in his KFC chicken…Their new slogan is Finger Lickin’ Good Organs and Body Parts!
  • is freaked out scientists have actually confirmed Resting B*tch Face is real…They’re still working on confirming Did You Smell That Face.