• is freaked out a Florida man tossed an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-thru…They’re now learning to make burgers with one hand and a hook.
  • is freaked out the Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl...it was mostly because the other team was blinded by Lady Gaga's Eyeshadow.
  • is freaked out North Korea launched a missile...they didn't want to hurt anyone they just wanted to get better reception for the Super Bowl.
  • is freaked out the new food trend in NYC is a donut filled with a whole Cinnamon Bun…each order comes with your own defibrillator.
  • is freaked out an Australian man found a lung in his KFC chicken…Their new slogan is Finger Lickin’ Good Organs and Body Parts!