• is freaked out a Russian man has volunteered for the first Human Head Transplant…I’m hoping it’s being attached to Donald Trump.
  • is freaked out Astronauts were finally released after a year in isolation…they went right back in after hearing Kanye West’s VMA speech.
  • is freaked out it's National Go Topless Day...which is bad because I left the house thinking it was National Go Bottomless Day.
  • is freaked out Donald Trump’s doctor reported he’d be the healthiest president…He meant President of The Rhode Island Gopher Association.
  • Friends forever. #nationaldogday https://t.co/DRswDt6WPh