• is freaked out green is the official color of 2017…I can finally wear my Kermit underoos out in public.
  • is freaked out a genetic engineer developed a way to make glowing beer...which will be great when my tummy glows in the dark at the clubs.
  • is freaked out Joe Biden might run for President in 2020…”Hold on, I’m watching The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, guys.” he said.
  • is freaked out scientists discovered that Chimps recognize butts the same way humans recognize faces…Or when I drank too much in college.
  • is freaked out it’s National Cookie Day…or as I like to call it, “Can’t Wait To Feel Bad About Myself Day.”